Cucumbers Are Food Not Pleasure T-Shirt – Funny Vegetable Humor Graphic Tee for Vegans, Vegetarians & Quirky Foodies
Some things in life are meant to be enjoyed. Cucumbers? Definitely not one of them. This delightfully absurd design features a cartoon cucumber all dressed up with white gloves and snazzy red-and-white shoes, standing proudly beneath the bold declaration that cucumbers are food — and nothing more.
Perfect for vegans, vegetarians, foodies, gardeners, or anyone with a delightfully weird sense of humor. Wear it to farmers markets, food festivals, or just to confuse your friends.
A quirky, conversation-starting gift for the vegetable enthusiast in your life, the plant-based foodie with strong opinions, or anyone who appreciates the kind of humor that makes people stop and laugh out loud.
Product features
- 100% midweight cotton (solid colors) — smooth, durable surface for vibrant printing
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner neck details and DTG for main graphic — crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, and ethically sourced cotton with a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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