SQL Money Wallet Not Found – Funny Programmer T-Shirt for Developers, Coders and Software Engineers – Geeky Tech Gift Shirt
The ultimate tee for anyone whose bank balance speaks SQL. This black t-shirt rocks the painfully honest database query:
SELECT money FROM wallet WHERE balance > 0;
-- not found
A brutally relatable punchline for coders, software engineers, CS students, IT pros, and tech geeks who live life one error message at a time. The monospaced SQL syntax pops in bright cyan and red against deep black, channeling that authentic terminal-screen aesthetic we all know and love.
Perfect gift for:
• Programmers and software developers
• Computer science students and recent grads
• Coworkers on birthdays, Secret Santa, or farewell parties
• Anyone who still says "it works on my machine"
• Yourself — because laughter is the cheapest free therapy
Wear it to hackathons, code reviews, dev meetups, retro game nights, or your next Zoom call with the camera on. An instant conversation starter that bonds you with fellow devs on sight.
Tap the size and let's debug your wardrobe. 💾
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design for sharp, detailed graphics
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- OEKO-TEX® certified with tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, Russet, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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