SQL Coffee Query T-Shirt - Funny Decaf Joke Tee for Programmers, Developers and Coders
Say it in code. This SQL query joke tee is for every developer who's ever been told decaf isn't an option — and chose to argue back in their native language.
Perfect for:
• Software engineers, coders, and backend developers
• Database admins and data folks who live in SELECT statements
• Coffee lovers with a healthy sense of humor
• Graduation, birthday, or Secret Santa gifts for your favorite techie
Wear it to the office, the coffee shop, or the next standup meeting and let the syntax do the talking. A real conversation starter for anyone who reads code for fun.
This design is a small-batch pop-up release — once it's gone, it's gone. Grab one before the query returns0 rows.
Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for reduced waste and a clean drape
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main artwork ensuring crisp, detailed prints
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for a comfortable, responsibly produced garment
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, Russet, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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