SQL DELETE FROM Floor WHERE is_toy = 1 Funny Programmer Dad Joke T-Shirt for Developers
Tired of stepping on LEGO bricks at 2 AM? Yeah, we ran DELETE FROM floor WHERE is_toy = 1 — and got "rows deleted: 0, rows inserted: 300." Same story every night. This tee says it all in pure SQL.
Built for the coder-parent who debugs production at work and a toy-strewn living room at home. If your toddler has more rows than your production database, this one's for you.
Perfect gift for:
• Software engineers, DBAs, and backend devs who are also sleep-deprived parents
• Programmer dads, moms, uncles, and aunts with a dark sense of humor
• Office white-elephant swaps, secret santa, and birthday gifts for your techy best friend
• Anyone who has ever tried to "commit" their way out of toy chaos
Pairs well with energy drinks, broken sleep, and Stack Overflow tabs that have been open for three weeks.
Rock it at standups, sprint reviews, school pickup, or that one parent-teacher meeting where you definitely did not fall asleep.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for reduced waste and a cleaner silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stretch resistance
- DTF for sleeve/inner neck prints and DTG for main prints — crisp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® certified with tear-away label for irritation-free wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, Russet, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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