I'm Hot, I'm Wet, I Taste Delicious Funny Coffee Lover T-Shirt
Meet the world's most honest coffee confession. "I'm hot, I'm wet, I taste delicious" – signed, Coffee. A cheeky, witty take on everyone's favorite morning ritual, told from the point of view of the cup itself.
Perfect for coffee addicts, caffeine lovers, early risers, baristas, and anyone who can't function before their first cup. A fun conversation starter at the office, the café, or the school run, and a great gift idea for the coffee lover who has a sense of humor.
Whether you take it black, with milk, or as an iced latte, this funny coffee quote tee says what your mug is thinking. Grab yours and let everyone know exactly what you're drinking.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structural support and durability
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified
- Printed with crisp DTF/DTG methods for clear, detailed front and sleeve designs
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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