Be Nice To Fat People Funny Bear Chase Running Humor T-Shirt
There's an old survival rule: you don't have to outrun the bear — you just have to outrun the person next to you. This hilarious design breaks down the three-stage escape plan: the bear, the guy giving it his all, and the legend who lives to jog another day.
It's the perfect icebreaker for the gym, hiking trails, camping trips, group runs, or just running errands with a smirk. If you love dark humor with a cardio twist, this one belongs in your rotation.
And remember the golden rule: always be nice to the slowest one in the group. One day, they might just save your life.
Grab it for yourself or gift it to the friend who's always a few steps behind on every adventure — they'll either love it or start training. Either way, everyone wins (except the bear).
Product features
- Strong, smooth medium-weight fabric designed for comfortable everyday wear and lasting print quality
- Classic relaxed fit with a timeless crew neckline
- Seamless tubular construction reduces fabric waste and creates a clean silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape helps maintain shape and resist stretching
- Soft, irritation-free tear-away label with ethically sourced cotton options and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, Russet, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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